What to expect from gals on proposing them .......
Guys , these could be some of the possible answers/responses from a gal .....

1) Nahi ......
2) Chhiiiii..... Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye metally prepared nahi hoo.
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di?? J
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!! J
One more great response:
13) Sorry J
14) “……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L………………………………”
15) “Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu” J
16) “Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don’t cheat on me ) “ … (Which guys most oftenly do J )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti. J J
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)J
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam J
In some cases,
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
Boy: Faints….
23) Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

You are Everything To Somebody - Right now at this very minute
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die...



Isn't that sweet? I like you because of who you are to me. You are a true friend.



someone is very proud of you

someone is thinking of you

someone cares about you

someone misses you

someone wants to talk to you

someone wants to be with you

someone hopes you aren't in trouble

someone is thankful for the support you have provided

someone wants to hold your hand
someone hopes everything turns out all right

someone wants you to be happy

someone wants you to find them

someone is celebrating your successes

someone wants to give you a gift

someone think you ARE a gift

someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot

someone wants to hug you

someone loves you

someone wants to lavish you with small gifts

someone admires your strength

someone is thinking of you and smiling

someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on

someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun

someone thinks the world of you

someone wants to protect you

someone would do anything for you

someone wants to be forgiven

someone is grateful for your forgiveness

someone wants to laugh with you about old times

someone remembers you and wishes you were there

someone needs to know that your love is unconditional

someone values your advice

someone wants to tell you how much they care

someone wants to stay up watching old movies with you

someone wants to share their dreams with you

someone wants to hold you in their arms

someone wants YOU to hold them in your arms

someone treasures your spirit

someone wishes they could STOP time because of you

someone can't wait to see you

someone wishes that things didn't have to change

someone loves you for who you are

someone loves the way you make them feel

someone wants to be with you

someone hears a song that reminds them of you

someone wants you to know they are there for you

someone is glad that you're their friend

someone wants to be your friend

someone stayed up all night thinking about you

someone is alive because of you

someone is wishing that you would notice them

someone wants to get to know you better

someone believes that you are their soul mate

someone wants to be near you

someone misses your guidance and advice

someone values your guidance and advice

someone has faith in you

someone trusts you

someone needs you to send them this letter

someone needs your support

someone needs you to have faith in them

someone needs you to let them be your friend

someone will cry when they read this.............

SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.
K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

A BrOkEn HeArT


I shake the thoughts of you
out of my mind
I don't know what's happening
Was this love so blind?

Why do I still dream of you?
Why do I still wish you were here?
Why do I still long to see you?
Why do I wish you were near?

I'm infatuated with you
But I want that feeling to end
I know you don't feel the same
I just want my heart to mend

I hide all these feelings from you
keep them locked up inside
I ask my friends for their help
At least I have in them to confide

I think I'm succeeding
I think this feeling is dying
I think this is working
I think my heart is crying

At least I had the guts to say
how I felt about you
I wished that you felt the same
that you cared for me too.

I guess all I can do now
is just let go
Maybe this feelings isn't real
But I'll just let things flow

I thought you felt the same
I was so naive
I actually thought you cared
That's what I can't believe

I don't know what to do
I don't want to think of you
My heart is empty right now
I just want to make it through

I don't care, I don't feel
With your life, just get goin'
Just forget about me,
So I can end this poem..........!!!!!!!!!

21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!

Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our religion - Creedless
Our food - Fatless
Our faith - Godless
Our labor - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our Follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our bosses - hopeless
Finally, Our Salary - Veryless

This message - meaningless

but is this the truth?? is this our 21st century?? what's your take on this? anything you can add on?



Dresses today - Strapless
Children are made - Careless
Opinions are shed - Senseless
Some people in love - meaningless
Borrowers and lenders - Shameless
Drivers on road - reckless
Consequences - Heedless
Insensitive people - Thoughtless
Workers morale - Spiritless
Youth today - Aimless
Investments - Fruitless
Happy,unmarried and livingtogether - childless
Superstitions - hapless
A better tomorrow - Hopeless
Marriages today - Loveless

Dil Chahta Hai

*Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.

*There are relationships apart from bf/gf, marriage, siblings,
friendship that can be very emotional and true. which is beyond the understanding of many people.

*Improving ur imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.

*You always don't need to show or prove your gf/bf how much u love or care
about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally u r dumped.

*Believe in Love , true love will never let you down

*Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to
understand your mistakes.

*Do not be afraid of others, always think that others r afraid of
you.

*Whenever you need your friend , remember that he is just a phone call
away...distances can't separate friends

*In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence
of our friends

*It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.

*The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.



And last but not the least- do what your heart loves ...karo wahi jo
DIL CHAHTA HAI!!!

10 FAVOURITE FRESH WAYS TO DE-STRESS DURING EXAMS
10 FAVOURITE FRESH WAYS TO DE-STRESS DURING EXAMS:: 1) when u reach the point where u want to strangle some one-take time out! Get out of the studyroom ,meet ur bloke 4 coffee or even play with ur siblings! 2) Pamper urself after u have finished the work assigned.Treat urself-it may simply be just watching 'friends' or chatting on phone with ur boyfriend/girlfriend,but it's ur reward for studying. 3)Dance! put on some groovy tunes and simply dance,since no one is watching, u can even do a few pelvic thrusts! 4) our fav-SLEEP! it's important to get minimum of 6-8 hours ofbeauty sleep at night. ur brain will thank u for the rest and so willur dark circle free eyes ;) 5)When the stress levels rach an all time high-breath. deep breaths from the abdominal area and not the throat relaxes the body. 6)Cool off-literally! indulge in along shower or a scented bubble bath and watch the stress meltaway! 7) Laughter is the best medicine for stress. watch ur fav sitcom ormake funny faces in the mirror guaranteed to relax u! 8) Indulge in a bit of target practice. pin up ur enemy's pic or even the teacher u intensely dislike and throw darts at it!! its great release, just remeber to get the pic not the actual person. 9)start ba journal a la bridget jones! fill it in with all those nerve- racking thoughts and insecurity and who knows maybe some day it will be the best seller and a major motion picture! 10)when u'r at ur lowest- there is nothing like comfort food! Make a huge double choco-chip sundae and worry abt the calories later !yummmm! cheears!!

Love Actually

LOVE: this plain looking four letter word has the world go around in circles and somehow nobody can figure out why? and how? Every single person has his own philosophy and beliefs about love. While for some it spells commitment, affection and caring ; for some others , well just sex.

Time and again I keep coming across people who are heart broken. The person they supposedly ‘love’ has either dumped them or treats them bad or takes them for granted (how we all have been there at some point of time or the other). Somehow in the end, LOVE HURTS. This is something that has got me confused since day one.

It seems to be like a viscious cycle. Boy meets girl. They fall in love. There is too much time spent at lovers point (India is probably the only nation where every city has one). Too much cuddling. And then BAMMM. It hits them. The girl realizes the guy has been lying to her. The guy feels that the girl cannot understand him. They both cannot stand each other’s friends. The girl counts the number of things she sacrificed for him and the guy thinks of all the time he called her up. Basically each one thinks of themselves as a great lover who gave up everything and did not get anything.

Finally break up. Try to pretend you don’t miss the other even while you soak your bedsheets in tears at night. Make an attempt to look happy when in reality you feel like butchering up half the human population. Self pity always makes you feel a bit better.

Not to mention all the Yash Chopra songs and other sad romantic numbers

Just about how many times are these events going to happen in everybody’s life? Aphrodite has got to get more creative. That’s it I have a strict resolve no more love that hurts. the next time I am in love it better be something that makes me happy. Life has to be blissful when in love. You need not be in a relationship which stops your growth as an individual. I have no intentions of being a part of a great love story ( they all end in the lover’s death).

If it hurts, it isn’t love. Move on.!!!!

THE STRENGTH OF A MAN
THE STRENGTH OF A MAN The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It's in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good a buddy he is with his kids. The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. It's in how respected he is at home. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his Heart...that lies within his chest. The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved. It's in can he be true to one woman. The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry

Anyway
People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered;Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;Be kind anyway.If you do good, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives;Do good anyway.If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;Succeed anyway. People may cheat you;Be honest and frank anyway.What you spend years building, may seem insignificant in the eyes of others, and someone could destroy overnight;Build anywayDiscipline is an unusual undertaking.The better you become at it, the more difficult and challenging it will be;Be disciplined anyway.If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;Be happy anyway.The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;Do good anyway.The people you serve may be unlikable, ungrateful and unimpressed by your dedication.Love and serve them anyway.People really need help but may attack you if your help them;Help them anyway.Honesty, humility and simplicity make you vulnerable;Be honest, humble and simple anyway.Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;Give the world the best you've got anyway.You see, in the final analysis. It is between you and God;It is never between you and them anyway.

Mother Theresa